Things my kids say to me - Part 3 of a zillion

Drama Queen - "Mommy, why do you weigh yourself every morning?"
Me - "To see how much I weigh so I'll know how much I need to lose."
Drama Queen - "Oh. I bet you have alot to lose"

Apocolypse Now #3

"Look honey - Gas is only $3.50 a gallon today!" "wow - Cheap!"

Things my kids say to me - Part 2 of a zillion

Mischief - "Mommy, do you love my daddy?"
Me - "Yes darling"
Mischief - "But he's mine mommy, you can't have him"
Me - "He's yours?"
Mischief - "Yes. But I will share him with you"

Things my kids say to me - Part 1 of a zillion

Drama Queen, after watching a tv show about a Quincinera - "Mom, when a girl gets her first credit card, is that when she becomes a woman?"